ON A COLD WEN. IN NOVEMBER OF 2000 A FREIND OF MINE WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS WE'LL JUST CALL HIM DAVE J. WELL DAVE MENTIONED HOW HE DIDNT KNOW HOW TO MAKE A DRANO BOMB AND I EXPLIANED HOW ON THE BUS AS BEST I COULD BUT I DECIDED TO START A NEWSLETTER ON DIFFRENT ANARCHY SUBJECTS. SO THAT NIGHT I WROTE THE FRIST TITLED, I MECHANICAL EXPLOSIVES, AND I WROTE ONE PAGE AT SIZE 10 FONT INCLUDING THE FOLLOWING DISCLAIMER:
FIRST OFF, LET ME SAY THIS DON'T DO ANY OF THIS STUFF, THIS IS FOR PURE INFO USES ONLY AND IS PROTECTED BY THE 1ST AMENDMENT, BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T DO ANY OF IT. IF YOU DO YOU WILL DIE, FIRE ANTS WILL EAT YOUR EYES THEN CRAWL INSIDE YOU AND EAT YOUR INSIDES. BESIDES I DON'T HAVE ANY CLUE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT A BOMB IS OR HOW TO MAKE ONE. I'M JUST RANDOMLY HITTING KEYS AND IF IT SO HAPPENS THAT THEY SPELL SOMETHING OUT THEN SO BE IT, BUT I DON'T ENDORSE IT IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM. ALSO EVEN THOUGH ITS PROTECTED BY THE 1ST AMENDMENT YOU WILL PROBABLY GET IN TROUBLE FOR POSSESSING, SELLING, TRADING, FINDING, KNOWING OF, OR READING THIS DOCUMENT SO DON'T GET CAUGHT WITH IT. ALSO I'M ONLY WRITING THIS FOR SAFETY REASONS, YOU'RE GOING TO READ ABOUT THESE ANYWAY SO AT LEAST I CAN BRING THE SAFETY PRECAUTIONS TO YOUR ATTENTION, ALSO I FEEL I'M EDUCATING YOU ON HISTORY AS YOU READ. AND AS WITH ALL DISCLAIMERS IF YOU DO SOME OF THIS STUFF I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY MONETARY DAMAGE OR ANY INJURY OR DEATH TO YOU OR YOUR STUPID FRIENDS OR YOUR LITTLE SISTER OR YOUR CAT OR YOUR GOLDFISH OR ANYTHING ELSE. SO IN REVIEW YOU WILL GET IN TROUBLE AND DIE FOR EVEN THINKING OF DOING THIS STUFF.
OK SO I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD DISCLAIMER AND THOUGH IT LOOKS LONG HERE IT DIDN'T TAKE THAT MUCH ROOM. SO I BROUGHT A FEW COPYS OF THE FIRST ISSUE IN TO SCHOOL AND GAVE ONE TO DAVE WELL HE WASN'T VERY GRATEFUL FOR HIS ISSUE AND I DECIDED TO CANCLE HIS SUBSCRIPTION BUT SOME OF MY OTHER FRIENDS LIKED IT VERY MUCH AND EVEN GOT A SPECIAL FOLDER JUST FOR IT SO I CONTINUED WITH A ISSUE A WEEK I HAVE A VAST ARCHIVE OF KNOWLEGE ON IMPOVISED MUNITIONS AND WRITING THESE WAS A NICE WAY TO GO OVER ALL THE INFO SO I COULD SEE HOW MUCH I KNEW THE ISSUES WERE COVERING THE FOLOWING TOPICS:
I MECHANICAL
IIA CHEMICAL FUSES
IIB CHEMICAL EXPLOSIVES
IIC CHEMICAL ASSECORIES *DOUBLE ISSUE*
III NUKES *DOUBLE ISSUE*
IV LOCK PICKING
V NON LEATHAL FUN
VI SCREWING PEOPLE OVER
VII CHEATING SOCEITY
VIII MONEY FOR NOTHING
NUMBER 4 AND 5 WHERE RELEASED TOGETHER DUE TO CHRISMAS BREAK AND I DIDN'T REALEASE ONE ONE THE THURS DURING THE BREAK BUT RATHER TWO ONE PAGE FRONT AND BACK THE THURS BEFROE THE BREAK. OK NOW NUMBER 10 WAS RELEASED RIGHT ON TIME ON THURS. FEB 1 2001 AND THAT DAY WAS LIKE ANY OTHER WHEN AT 8TH PERIOD LAST OF THE DAY, MR. ENDEES OUR ASSITANT PRINCIPLE, WALKED IN AND SAID THAT HE NEEDED TO SEE ME AND THAT I SHOULD BRING MY STUFF HE SAID THAT IT WASN'T ANYTHING BIG THAT IT PRBLY WAS JUST SOMTHING THAT THEY NEEDED TO SORT OUT. AFTER THAT WE WALKED DOWN AND I WAS FEELING FINE DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THE NEWSLETTER. SO WE GET DOWN IN THE OFFICE AND HE SAYS A TEACHER SAY YOU PASSING OUT SOME SORT OF BULINTINE IN THE HALLS AND AT FIRST I SAID I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT. BUT I THINK MAN I HAVE EVERY ISSUE IN MY BOOK BAG AND THIS WHOLE THING IS GOING TO BE QUITE A BOTHER. SO I SAY YEA I THINK I NOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT YOU WANT ME TO STOP MAKING THEM. AND HE SIAD WELL FIRST IM GOING TO HAVE TO SEE THEM. DAMN IM SCREWED I SAY WELL OK HERES TODAYS ISSUE. HE READS IT OVER AND CALLS IN THE SCHOOL'S RENT A COP SAYING YEA IT JUST WHAT WE THOUGHT. SO NOW I'M REALLY SCREWED HE ASKED IF I HAVE ANY MORE AND I GIVE HIM THE OTHER 9 STILL I'M EXPECTING A SATERDAY DETONTION AND I'LL GO HOME MAYBEE MY MOM WONT EVEN FIND OUT. HE ASKED TO SERCH MY BOOK BAG AND HE OVER LOOKS HTE FOLDER AND NOTEBOOKWITH ALL THE INFO REGARDING THESE BECAUSE I HAD THEM IN MY HAND THE NEWSLETTERS WERE IN THEM AND I TOOK THEM OUT TO GIVE THEM TO HIM BUT NEVER PUT THEM BACK IN, HE DOES HOWEVER LOOK AT MY FLASHCARD FOR MATH FOR ABOUT A HALF AN HOUR AND FINALLY ASK ME WHAT THEY ARE AND I SAY FLASHCARDS HE SAYS FOR WHAT AND I SAY MATH. SO HE GOES OFF MAKING COPYS AND STUFF. SO 2:32 WAS QUICKLY APPROACHING AND I MENTIONED THAT I NEEDED TO BE GETTING ON MY BUS AND HE SAID WELL ACTULLY WE'RE GOING TO HAVE YOUR MOM PICK YOU UP. SO NOW THEY CALL MY MOM WHO WORKS IN PHILLY AND HAD TO TAKE THE TRIAN OVER. SO IM SITTING IN THIS FOOLS OFFICE FOR AN HOUR OR SO AND HE OVERS ME SOME CANDY AND SOME COOKIES (HE REALY DID) AND I REFUESE SO NOW MOMMY GETS THERE AND SHE VOLENTERS TO A SERCH OF THE HOUSE BECAUSE THEY SAID IF SHE DIDNT THEY WOULD GET A WARENT AND THEIR WOULD BE THE BOMB SQUAD AND THEY'D HAVE TO GET ALL THE NEIGHBORS OUT. SO THIS IS THE END OF THE DISCOVERY BUT TO READ ON ABOUT THE SEARCH PLEASE CONTINUE. GOTO THE SEARCH RETURN TO THE END
