OK SO HERE IS THE LETTER I RECIVED WITH MY CHARGES:
CHARGE NO:1
WITHIN THE JURISDICTION OF THIS COURT, KNOWINGLY POSSESS AN
EXPLOSIVE WITH THE PURPOSE TO USE IT UNLAWFULLY, SPECIFICALLY BY
COMBINING HYDROCHLORIC ACID AND ALUMINUM FOIL [YOU FORGOT WATER]
CAUSING IT TO DETONATE [THIS JUST MAKES HYDROGEN WHICH WHEN
BOTTLED UP FORCES A BOTTLE TO BLOW] ON A PUBLIC STREET [ACTUALLY IT
WAS A PRIVATE PARKING LOT AND LAKE] IN VIOLATION OF N.J.S. 2C:39-4B
POSSESSION OF WEAPONS FOR UNLAWFUL PURPOSES - [AT THE TRIAL THIS WAS DOWNGRADED TO A 3RD] 2ND. DEGREE CRIME
CHARGE NO:2
WITHIN THE JURISDICTION OF THIS COURT PURPOSELY CAUSE OR RECKLESSLY
CREATE THE RIK [SIC] OF PUBLIC ALARM BY REATING [SIC] A PHYSICALLY
DANGEROUS DONDITION [SIC] [I DON'T THINK THAT ANYONE HEARD LET ALONE
WAS ALARMED BY THE NOISE I EVEN STUCK AROUND AFTER THEM AND NOW
ONE EVER CAME BY] BY AN ACT WHICH SERVED NO LEGITIMATE PURPOSE OF
THE DEFENDANT, SPECIFICALLY BY MAKING AND DETONATING AN EXPLOSIVE
DEVICE, A PETTY DISORDERLY PERSONS OFFENSE 2C:33-2A
AUTHORS NOTE:
FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DON'T KNOW [BRACKETS] INDICATE SOMETHING I
ADDED AND [SIC] IS A TERM AUTHORS USE TO INDICATE THAT THEY DIDN'T
MAKE THE MISTAKE RATHER IT WAS IN THE SOURCE THEY WERE COPYING
FROM.
AND NOW HERE IS THE EMAIL I SENT OUT AFTER COURT:
OK ITS ABOUT 11:00 AND I JUST GOT HOME FROM MY TRIAL. LET ME START OUT WITH A SUMMERY AND THEN ILL GIVE YOU THE WHOLE STORY. Well, THEY DECIDED NOTHING, THIS WAS THE FIRST OF TWO TRIALS THE SECOND ON APRIL 24 BUT THEY DID TELL ME STUFF. APPARENTLY THEY WERE TAKING THIS WHOLE THING FAIRLY SERIOUSLY. AND I WAS ACUTELY IN DANGER OF GETTING MORE THAN JUST THE COMMUNITY SERVICE BUT LETS GO INTO THE FULL STORY:
SO TODAY I WOKE UP TO METALLICA'S ... AND JUSTICE FOR ALL (I FELT IT FIT THE DAY), I WOKE UP AT ABOUT 7:30 AND WAS DRESSED AND READY TO GO IN ABOUT 10 MINS. AT ABOUT 8 WE LEFT. WE WENT TO LINDENWOLD TRAIN STATION, AND WE TOOK THE TRAIN TO CITY HALL CAMDEN. AFTER THAT WE GOT OFF THE TRAIN AND WANDERED AROUND AND ASKED THESE FOLKS WHERE THE COURT WAS AND THEY SAID DOWN THIS WAY 2 BLOCKS AND THEN TAKE A LEFT SO WE WENT DO THERE AND SAW A TALL BUILDING WE WENT IN THERE AND THEY HAD ALL KINDS OF FANCY STUFF FIRST OFF IT WAS ALL NEW AND SHINY AND I THOUGHT MAN THIS IS PRETTY NICE. WE WENT THROUGH THIS STATE OF THE ART METAL DETECTER AND THEN ASKED ALL THIS GUY IN SUITS NOT POLICE UNIFORMS WHERE ROOM 23 WAS. HE LOOKED AT US LIKE WE WERE CRAZY AND SAID WE DON'T HAVE A ROOM 23 ALL OUR ROOMS HAVE LETTERS LIKE 2A. HE THEN ASKED WHAT JUDGE WE HAD AND WE SAID ACUTELY I FORGET HIS NAME NOW BUT WHATEVER NAME WAS HE SAID THAT WE DON'T HAVE A JUDGE NAMED THAT THEN WE TOLD HIM MY CHARGES AND HE SAID THERE NOT FEDERAL CHARGES, BUT RATHER PATHETIC AND GIRLIE STATE CHARGES (HE DIDN'T ACUTELY USE THE WORDS PATHETIC OR GIRLIE BUT YOU KNOW HE WAS THINKING THAT.) SO NOW HE SAID THIS IS A FEDERAL COURT AND UNLESS I WAS UNDER ARREST BY THE FBI I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THERE (GUESS THAT EXPLAINS HOW NICE IT WAS). SO NOW HE SAID THAT WE WANTED THE COUNTY COURT HOUSE AND GAVE US DIRECTION BACK TO WHERE WE EMERGED FROM THE SPEEDLINE AND JUST A BLOCK BACK IN THE OTHER WAY. NOW WE WALKED IN THE RINKY DINK COUNTY COURT AND I NOTICED THE DIFFERENCE IMMEDENTLY. I GUESS THE COUNTY COURT HOUSE DIDN'T GET AS MUCH MONEY AS THE NICE FEDERAL COURT HOUSE. I COULDN'T HELP BUT FEEL LIKE A SECOND RATE CRIMINAL I WAS HERE IN THIS PIECE OF SHIT EXCUSE FOR A COURT. FIRST THE METAL DETECTER DETECTED SOME PHANTOM METAL AND ACCORDING TO THE OFFICERS HAND METAL DETECTER I HAVE A METAL PLATE IN MY STOMACH. (MAYBE I ATE TOO MUCH IRON FOR BREAKFAST.) THE NEXT THING IS THE LARGE NUMBER OF CRAPPIE CRIMINAL PETTY ROBBERS AND THE OTHER SCUM OF CAMDEN. THE FEDERAL COURT WAS SO NICE AND IT WAS WHERE I BELONGED WITH THE OTHER INSANE MADMEN OF OUR SOCIETY AND WITH SOME NICE HIGH PROFILE, I GUESS ILL JUST HAVE TO ASPIRE TO ONE DAY GO THERE. SO WE WAITED IN THE WATER DAMAGED HALL OF THE COURT UNTIL OUR ATTORNEY SHOWED UP HE WENT IN TO THE COURT AND THEN CAM BACK OUT AND BASICALLY HE SAID THAT THEY WOULD DROP DISORDERLY PERSON CHARGE (WOPDY FRIGGIN DO) AND DOWNGRADE MY 2ND DEGREE CRIME TO A 3RD IF I WENT TO A SHRINK. SO NOW HE EXPLAINED THE DEGREES 1ST. DEGREE ARE YOUR HARD-CORE CRIMES LIKE MURDER AND RAPE. NOW SECOND DEGREE (THAT'S ME) ARE WAIT TO YOU HEAR THIS THINGS LIKE AGGRAVATED ASSAULT, ARMED ROBBERY, AND MANSLAUGHTER. PRETTY GREAT I WAS RANKED UP THERE WITH ARMED ROBBERIES AND ACCIDENT MURDERS. THE 3RD DEGREE INVOLVE NO INTENT TO HARM AND THE 4TH DEGREE IS JUST CRAP I GUESS THEN THERE IS A 5TH DEGREE BUT IT NOT REALLY CALLED THAT AND THAT WAS WHERE THE DISORDERLY PERSON CHARGE IS. SO NO HE SAYS THAT SINCE THE PROSECUTOR BELIEVES THAT I DIDN'T INTENDED TO HURT PERSONS OR PROPERTY SHE DECIDED TO DOWNGRADE TO 3RD DEGREE. MY ATTORNEY SAYS THAT I WILL PROBABLY GET PROBATION, COMMUNITY SERVICE, AND SAID THAT THE ESSAY THING THAT THE COP SAID I WOULD HAVE TO DO WAS FUCKING CRAZY AND HE HAD NEVER HEARD OF ANY THING LIKE IT IN HIS LIFE. SO AFTER THAT HE ASKED ME SOME STUFF ABOUT THE CRIMES AND I EXPLAINED THAT THE DRANO WAS NTO EVEN IN THE SAME ROOM AS THE "ASSEMBLY LINE" AND THAT THEY WHERE PLASTIC BOTTLES NOT GLASS AND I HADN'T USED THE NAIL (WHICH I WILL BE GOING OFF ON A CRAZED RANT ABOUT A LITTLE later). AND THAT THEY WHERE IN THE SAFE AREA BEHIND SHOPRITE. NOW WE WENT IN TO THE COURT AND I SAT NEXT TO MY ATTORNEY AND MY MOM SAT IN THE BACK, IT WAS SMALL AND THERE WAS NO JURY. NOW I MAY BE DREAMING BUT I BELIEF THAT THE BILL OF RIGHTS OF THE CONSTITUTION OF THE US GIVES ME THE RIGHT TO TRIAL BY JURY. BUT OF COURSE IM A MINOR SO WHY SHOULD I BE GIVEN MY RIGHTS. SO NOW I NOTICED THERE WHERE EVEN PEOPLE IN HERE THAT DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME, I GUESS THEY WERE SPECTATORS, I SEEMS PRETTY FUN JUST SIT THERE ALL DAY AND WATCH TRIALS I WONDER HOW MUCH TICKETS COST. SO NOW THE PROSECUTOR AND MY ATTORNEY STOOD UP AND TALKED TO THE JUDGE I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL TO DO SO I STOOD UP LIKE I IDIOT BUT ONLY HALF WAY SO I KIND OF LOOKED MENTALLY ILL. THEN MY ATTORNEY ASKED ME SOME QUESTIONS I ANSWERED THE FIRST ONE AHHA AND THE JUDGE FREAKED AND SAID ANSWER YES OR NO AND I JUST SAT THERE LIKE A DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS AND SAID YES THEN HE ASKED ABOUT 10 QUESTIONS, I BASICALLY TRIED TO THROW IN CHRIS V.'S NAME AS MUCH AS POSSIBLY AND MADE IT LOOK LIKE HE WAS TO BLAME AND HINTED AT HIM BEING AN INTERNATIONAL TERRORIST AND THE JUDGE LOOK CONCERNED AND ASKED ABOUT HIS ADDRESS AND I GAVE HIM HIS PHONE NUMBER AND ADDRESS. THE PROSECUTOR DIDN'T ASK ANYTHING THE JUDGE ASKED ME SOME STUFF ABOUT THE BOMBS THEMSELVES (I THINK HE MAY WANT A SUBSCRIPTION TO THE NEWSLETTER I'LL HAVE TO ASK NEXT TIME) AND HE SAID COME BACK ON THE 24TH AND WE LEFT THE ROOM. THEN I GOT THIS PAPER AND THIS LADY ASKED A BUNCH OF STUPID ASS QUESTIONS ABOUT MY BACK GROUND INCLUDING (WHAT MY HAIR COLOR WAS COME ON) THEN WE LEFT THE BUILDING AND WALKED BACK TO THE TRAIN. NOW THERE WERE TWO RED STAIR CASES AND THE ONE I WAS READY TO GO DOWN MY MOM SAID NO THEY SAYS SUBWAY ON THE SIDE AND I SAID WELL IT THE ONE WE CAME OUT OFF SHE IGNORED THIS AND WE CROSSED THE STREET FOR THE OTHER ONE SHE THEN YELLED AT ME FOR ABOUT THE 5TH TIME FOR NOT LOOKING AT THE STREET BEFORE I CROSS THEN SHE WENT TO PHILLY TO COMPLETE A HALF DAY OF WORK AND I WENT TO LINDENWOLD. WHILE ON THE TRAIN I DECIDED THAT IT WOULD BE PRETTY FUN TO JUST SIT ON THE TRAIN AND PAY FOR THE TICKET TO GET ON THEN JUST SIT ON THERE AS IT GOES BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN PHILLY AND LINDENWOLD AND I WILL PROBABLY DO THAT ONE DAY. AT LINDENWOLD I GOT IN A CAB WHICH WAS QUITE NICE AND PLUSSY (I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S A WORD) AND SMELLED LIKE BERRIES WE WENT TO MY HOUSE AND EVEN THOUGH I OWED HIM 1050 HE LET ME GET AWAY WITH 10 HE WAS PRETTY COOL BUT I THINK THAT HE KILLED AND ATE THE GUY WHOSE CAB IT WAS BECAUSE THE PICTURE WASN'T OF HIM BUT HE WAS OK IN MY BOOK SO I GUESS THAT'S IT I WILL GIVE THIS MY THOUGHTS ON THE WHOLE MATTER:
I GOT TO SAY I FEEL A LOT MORE IN DANGER NOW THAT I HAVE THIS PROOF OF HOW MUCH THE COPS ARE FOOLS. THEY NEVER EVEN ONCE WANTED TO KNOW ANY OF THE PEOPLE I DID THIS WITH AND THEY AS YOU ALL KNOW TOOK MANY THING THAT DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE LIKE THE NAILS. NOW AS PROMISED BEFORE IS MY INSANE RANT ABOUT THE NAILS. OK FIRST WHAT THE HELL THESE ARE 8 DOLLAR A BOX OF A 100 NAILS AND THEY ARE COPER WHICH MEANS LESS STRENGTH THEY WON'T RUST AND THEY WERE ROOFING NAILS WHICH MEANS THEY WERE SHORT AND HAD A HUGH HEAD NOW IF I WAS GOING TO STRAP SOME NAILS ON THE OUTSIDE FOR ADDED SHRAPNEL I WOULD USE STEEL 4 INCH NAILS WITH THE HEAD GRINNED DOWN INTO ANOTHER POINT. IN THE CONSTITUTION I AM GUARANTEED JUST COMPENSATION FOR ANY ARTICLES SEIZED BY THE GOVERNMENT AND THEY COST ME 8 DOLLARS SO IF YOU SEE THE GOVERNMENT TELL HIM HE OWES ME 8 BUCKS AND I WANT IT IF HE DOESN'T PAY SOON ILL TAKE HIM TO COURT.
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